michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this 

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

bittersteels:

BUT look at his face

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so proud of his new shield and then peggy shoots him

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

sarahmac2301:

bat-little-boy:

EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM

KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY

SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IVE HEARD ABOUT IT

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

benedict-the-cumbercookie:

sh3rlockable:

benedictervention:

benedict-the-cumbercookie:

Sherlock VS Agent Classified

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Awesome comparison and so much clearer than before!

Is Benedict the voice of agent classified or something I don’t understand why they’re being compared

sh3rlockable
yes he is, in the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie.

markoruffalo:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

#robert downey jr

dopeybeauty:

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

a kingdom of eye-solation